My first and ironically last post of 2018. Lots of things went in an unexpected direction this year. I had possibly the worst summer of my life, yet there are some key moments that I will cherish forever, each being represented here as a small blender animation. Despite everything, for the first time since years I can genuinly say that I’m still in a really good place right now.
I hope 2019 has great things in store for all of you!
I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably
So there’s this tiny town called Amesville in southern Ohio and it’s super historic and was known for fur trading in the 1800′s and it’s a super super tiny town where like the closest grocery store is 40 minutes away kind of thing.
And my dad is super into weird little places like that so we got into town and got some subs from a sketchy place and we go to this place called the Coonskin Library. We get there and theres a sign on the door that says to go to the post office to get information on the library so we find the post office and go in and say hey we wanna go into the library.
AND THEY HAND US A KEY TO THE LIBRARY WITHOUT QUESTION AND THE KEYCHAIN ON IT IS THE TAIL OF A BABY RACCOON.
So we go back to the library and unlock the door and there’s taxidermy raccoons EVERYWHERE and like on branches that were on top of the bookshelves and stuff like that and it smelled real musty and definitely hadn’t been cleaned in a while and we wandered around and there’s this picture frame covered in dust that I looked at.
AND IT WAS OF FUCKING STEVE BUSCEMI READING TO A BUNCH OF CHILDREN IN THE LIBRARY IN THE 90′S AND I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS.
If you haven’t been to this place I cannot even explain to you how far in the middle of fucking nowhere this place is and how random this little library is and FUCKING STEVE BUSCEMI IS READING TO CHILDREN IN THIS LIBRARY???????
STEVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!??!!?!?!?!!!?!?!??!?!?!